The joys of mispronounced names

I had a guest check in yesterday who had a name that looked simple enough, but I completely butchered the pronunciation… It turned into a mini stand-up routine as I fumbled through trying to correct myself. Has anyone else had a similar experience? It always seems to happen right when you want to sound professional?

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I totally get that! It’s nerve-wracking when you just want to sound professional. Ever tried writing the names phonetically before checking them in?

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Totally agree on the autolyse timing — you really can taste the difference! I recently pushed mine to 75 minutes and noticed how the dough was much more pliable. Have you tried varying the hydration as well?

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I’ve definitely turned name mispronunciations into awkward moments myself! One time, I ended up calling a guest by the wrong name three times during check-in; the look on their face was priceless. I started writing names phonetically too — it makes a world of difference.

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It’s always the simplest names that trip us up! I’ve started practicing tricky ones out loud before shifts. Have you thought about rehearsing a bit beforehand?

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